Marines bromance movies
Neo's Ass Tatt
Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.
Zed's Ass Tatt
So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!
Nick & Brennan Naked Bromance
Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.
Jerk Off Buddies
This was actually the first video I shot with Nick and Brennan, but because I was so eager to show you the wrestling videos it got out of order. Nick and Brennan stopped by after duty because neither of them wanted to go home just yet because they were both have trouble getting their women to understand that sometimes a guy just needs to jerk off to some porn. Girls just don't get that for some reason—but I sure do. Nick actually started this video off by picking up my camera, which I was slacking on. As you can tell by now Nick loves the camera—he just likes the attention, I think—but once it was one I wasn't about to turn it off because you can vcut the horniness in the air with a knife. Both Nick and Brennan have been weightlifting a lot recently and I think it's jacked their testosterone levels because it's not but a few minutes of looking at a porn mag that Brennan is rock hard. Nick suggests that Brennan should try Nick's favorite toy, the fleshjack, and Brennan agrees that it's pretty awesome. However in the end it just makes him want to fuck the fake pussy, which Nick didn't even realize he wanted to fuck until Brennan said so. Nick has to hold back and watch as Brennan smoothly pumps the plastic ass like a Cassanova, and then sprays cum in front of a mirror before getting in the shower, where ever the good bro, Nick is waiting with a cold one.
Best Friends & Roommates
You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.
Blowjob Buddies
This is Part 2 to the video Shower Buddies. Warhammer and I went into my room, and well the only way to describe it is we went to fucking town and back. The thing I love about Warhammer is, although he's one of the straightest dudes I have ever met, he just does't care. For him it's just a good time. What really DID surprise me though is when he pulled me around and started sucking MY dick. You'll notice in the video that I did not ask or instruct him to do that, he just moves me around and starts going down, and all of a sudden I have one of the hottest marines ever eagerly chowing down on my cock. Well I didn't want to be without his hammer that long myself, so I moved us around so that we were 69ing each other. It was intense! One thing I'd like y'all to notice: other sites' videos are full of cuts and changes in action. this is because the guys have to take viagra to get hard, and even then they're only hard for a few minutes and then they have to stop and watch some porn to get hard again, because they're performing, they're not really into it. Well this is pretty much one long continuous take. I edited some mistakes out, because both of us were 'busy' and all I had was 2 cameras on tripods (I used the old one too, as well as the new one for 2 angles), but he's hard the whole fucking time because he is truly having a great time getting off. Warhammer is the real deal folks: a straight marine that loves to get off and loves to fool around with his buddy. I was lucky to get this one on tape, for sure. And, best of all, BOTH cameras got the cum shot on this one. I sucked him off till he pops a huge load right in my mouth and all over my face. And yes it was delicious. Warhammer, you will be missed!
Shower Buddies
My buddy Warhamer and I were gonna head out to the bars, and he came by my place after duty to shower up as he has many times before. Knowing he was getting out soon, I asked him if I could tape one of our shower sessions and he said sure, so here you go. this video is the first part of 2, it was originally supposed to stand by itself because I thought it had gone on a lot longer. So I will be releasing part 2 as a suplemental update on Friday. This is in addition to the regular update schedule, so there will be another regular update next Wednesday. I'm just not going to make you guys wait that long to find out what happens next with Warhammer and myself.
Motel Jerk Off
So by now Trevor and Nick had been wrestling quite a while, and they weren't fucking around either they really went at it. After a night of grappling across every piece of furniture in the room, Nick had to take a smoke break. He spent it in front of the patio window showing his big dick off to the whole world, and although we were up on the 10th floor I'm pretty sure anyone in the building opposite us got an eyeful. Both Nick and Trevor had these stupid fedoras they had picked up from somewhere and Nick got it into his head that he could flip it up with his foot and land it on his head. It never really worked, but he sure looked good trying. Anyhow before I even knew what was happening, a very horny and apparently sexually frustrated Trevor is on the bed jerking off. We had bought a Huster earlier in the day and they all come with DVDs now, and the room had a DVD player. We had put in in earlier just to see what kind of porn you get free with a Hustler, and it turned out to be pretty good actually. Nick, seeing his buddy jerking off, and not being able to get with the girl in the room who was usually his sort of fuckbuddy but not tonight because of lady-problems, decided to jerk off too.
Motel Wrestling
This video is a perfect example of why I take my video camera with me wherever I go. I was visiting my buddies Nick and Trevor, two of my best buddies who had long since been stationed at a base far away so I hadn't seen them in months. It was great seeing them again and it was like not a minute had passed. Along for the ride was a girl we all knew. We got in her car and headed out to the beach. I actually shot this video about a year ago, near then end of spring break season. Everyone we asked gave us a different answer as to where was poppin. "There? No you want to go here," they'd say. And then the next person would tell them they were crazy. So by the time we were ready to go we were already lost. Compounding the problem was that her GPS couldn't find a package store to save my life. We drove all over everywhere and by the time we got there we were too tired to think straight, and I was ready to get to enjoying the being over 21. We had traveled to one of the local towns where we expected that there would be tons of horny college girls gathered for spring break debauchery, but we had no such luck. We did manage to go to a really cool strip club where you could bring in your own cooler which was pretty cool. After emptying that at the club and hornier than ever, we stumbled back to our motel. For being a cheap last-minute little place it wasn't too bad. We were up on the 10th floor and you could, if you looked, see the ocean. It was cold though so none of us went near it. Now Trevor and Nick have been friends since they were in bootcamp together. They ended up at the same AIT (that's the school they send you to after basic to learn your job) and when they graduated they went to the same base and work in the same shop only on different shifts. Both of them are funny as hell, and hate wearing clothes. Seriously we would go out to the bars come back and get naked just for the hell of it, which is how the video Chat Roulette came about. So when we got to the room and did not end up bringing any girls back with us, there was some excess testosterone to work out and this video is the result.
Bros Chillin
About a week ago, a some buddies came over with a dirtbike and a quad and we decided to go exploring out in the desert. It was all fun and games until my buddy M flipped the dirtbike and landed in a cactus, scratching up is back pretty bad and killing the bike. The video starts out with us getting ready to go back to the house. We're about to pack into my buddy's truck when M and E (who had just got back from Afghanistan the day before) decided to drop their shorts and go for a quick naked run. The next part of the video starts out with my buddy M, who had just got out of the shower in an attempt to wash the cactus needles out of his back, naked in my kitchen talking to his dad on the phone about what could possibly be wrong with the bike since it wouldn't start again. My friend S, comes in to announce that there's 'another naked boy outside'. Turns out that E had dropped his shorts and was sitting out on my porch with his cock hanging out. Well that was all the reason I needed to drop my shorts, too. Let's all hear it for good, warm weather. This video is rather eclectic. There's not a lot of point to it, it's just a record of a crazy evening at my house, where clothing is definitely optional and guys like to be naked as much as possible. M is initially resistent, having put his shorts back on and saying he's 'not in naked mode' (which is kindof weird from him because he's always in naked mode), but whatever. My girl S doesn't stop until he's out of his shorts, too. It takes a minute though, and before that happens you get to watch a very naked E helping M try to start the dirtbike (still talking to his dad on the phone). While we're waiting for that, E picks up my guitar and wanders around the house strumming. My buddy B, who does not like to get naked but is pretty much used to his buddies getting naked at my house, is in the background. We all end up on the porch, and S manages to (finally) get M out of his shorts. The both of them are just hanging around goofing off--nothing sexual, just bros who are extremely comfortable with their cocks out having a good time on a Saturday night, it's awesome. Then all of us head inside to bother B. We tried real hard to get him naked too but he was having none of that. However in the meantime, M runs E through a PT routine, and man is he (E) a motivated motherfucker. Lastly, just before the end of the night, S convinced E to try on her short shorts, just to see if he fit in them. He did...but his big ol' dick most certainly did not. NOTE: I apologize for the generally poor lighting in this video. This shit just happened, and I was lucky enough to have a camera charged up and ready to go to record it. However, it was not the one with the NiteVision.
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