Marines showing butt-ass movies
Neo's Ass Tatt
Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.
Zed's Ass Tatt
So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!
Nick & Brennan Naked Bromance
Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.
Best Friends & Roommates
You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.
Naked Surfers
Mark you remember from back in the day when he and George used to come over to my house after duty and have fun. Jeff was in his same platoon but I could never get him on video. Now both of them are out and living it up on the coast surfing and going to school and making it look easy. Jeff in particular I wish you could have seen asa clean-cut marine, but he wears that beard well, mainly cuz with that body who cares? And that awesome friendly personality...Jeff just wants to have fun and wants you to have fun too. They've been trying to get me to go visit them forever but I never had the time. Well finally I made it down there, and discovered that Jeff likes to be naked as much as his pals Joe and Mark do. And finally I convinced him to let me tape him. The whole time I could tell Jeff was feeling horny...it had been several days since he had jerked off and he had obviously been saving up. I wish it had lasted longer but he was ready to go and I think being taped by his buddy turned him on. He busts a huge load on his stomach and just when you think it's done, there's more. Then he gets in the shower and he asked Mark to get in with him! I was loving it. You'll love watching these former-marine roommates be totally comfortable naked with each other. I wish you could have come and hung out with us, but this video is probably the next best thing!
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